We set out for a promising lunch adventure… only to be met with the cold, unblinking gaze of CLOSED signs. According to Google? Open. Reality? A cruel, hungry joke.
The first target: a mysterious spot discovered by our scout, Toru—”Uzumaki.”
Now, when I hear “Uzumaki,” my brain flashes to spirals, curses, and the eerie world of Junji Ito. So, I’ll admit, a small part of me was relieved it wasn’t operating. Escaped a horror movie scene—barely.
But the saga didn’t end there. Just five minutes down the road: Mickey’s Cafe. Ah, sweet salvation?
WRONG.
Also closed. Not just closed—ghost-town level abandonment. Is it permanently shut down? Renovating? A front for a secret organization? Who knows. The facade was whispering secrets… and none were inviting.
Thus, the lunch expedition ended in a double KO. But hey—that’s the whole point of our mission: to explore the unknown eateries of the city. As we delve deeper, naturally, the picks get stranger… and sometimes, simply shut.
Until next time, dear stomach. We’ll feast another day.
“Adventure is worthwhile.”
— Aesop
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